I'll Slap You Into Next Week - When you hit someone so hard, they don’t just fall down, the

When you hit someone so hard, they don’t just fall down, they skip ahead to next week like it’s a bus route.

My brother got slapped into next week because he said my dog was a bad dancer.

She slapped him so hard, he missed his own birthday.

I got slapped into next week for stealing her last cookie.