I'll Slap You Into Next Week

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To slap someone so hard that they get flung into next week like a soggy pizza crust. You might as well be time travelin’ with your hand.

My mom slapped me so hard I missed my Monday class.

He got slapped into next week after calling my grandma a cheeseburger.

That slap was so strong, my cousin’s alarm clock rang next Tuesday.

When you hit someone so hard, they don’t just fall down, they skip ahead to next week like it’s a bus route.

My brother got slapped into next week because he said my dog was a bad dancer.

She slapped him so hard, he missed his own birthday.

I got slapped into next week for stealing her last cookie.

To slap someone so hard, they’re not just late, they’re gone for the entire week. Like you sent them to a different dimension.

I got slapped into next week for eating the last slice of pizza.

He slapped her into next week because she said his hair was a bad idea.

My friend got slapped into next week for calling my dad a sock.

When you slap someone so hard, their face turns into a calendar, and it’s already Friday.

My teacher slapped me into next week for talking during math.

He got slapped into next week for stealing my lunch.

I got slapped into next week because I said her cat was a bad singer.

To slap someone so hard that they’re not just late, they’re gone. Like you took them to the future with a flick of your wrist.

She got slapped into next week because she said my dog was a bad friend.

I got slapped into next week for eating the last donut.

He slapped me into next week for calling his mom a sock.

To slap someone so hard that they’re not just confused, they’re in the next week. Like you broke time just to mess with them.

My brother got slapped into next week for talking back to me.

She got slapped into next week because she said my dad was a sock.

I got slapped into next week for stealing her phone.