I'll put it on my Netflix - A lie you tell to avoid explaining why you're too lazy to wa

A lie you tell to avoid explaining why you're too lazy to watch anything but cat videos and your own face.

'I'll put it on my Netflix' when I just watched my dog eating my homework.

'He said it when I asked if he'd ever watched the movie he just described as 'a naptime masterpiece.'

'She said it after I called her favorite show 'the worst thing since a broken calculator.'