I'll put it on my Netflix

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A fake promise made to shut someone up while you secretly think their movie taste is worse than a middle school cafeteria.

'I'll put it on my Netflix' after I told him I hated the new Marvel movie.

'She said that after I called her favorite show 'the worst thing since glitter.'

'He said it when I asked if he'd ever seen the movie he just described as 'a baby's naptime.'

A lie you tell to avoid explaining why you're too lazy to watch anything but cat videos and your own face.

'I'll put it on my Netflix' when I just watched my dog eating my homework.

'He said it when I asked if he'd ever watched the movie he just described as 'a naptime masterpiece.'

'She said it after I called her favorite show 'the worst thing since a broken calculator.'

A fancy way of saying you're too busy being a couch potato to even think about watching the movie.

'I'll put it on my Netflix' after I told her I would rather eat a whole pizza than watch a movie.

'He said it when I asked if he’d ever seen the movie he described as 'a baby’s dream.'

'She said it after I called her favorite show 'the worst thing since a broken chair.'

A phrase you say when you're too proud to admit you'll never watch the movie, even if it's on fire.

'I'll put it on my Netflix' after I told him I would rather watch my own face than that movie.

'She said it when I asked if she'd ever watched the movie she described as 'a naptime disaster.'

'He said it after I called his favorite show 'the worst thing since a broken calculator.'

A way to brag about your Netflix without ever actually watching anything that's not a cat video or your own face.

'I'll put it on my Netflix' after I told her I hate all the new Marvel movies.

'He said it when I asked if he'd ever watched the movie he described as 'a baby's nightmare.'

'She said it after I called her favorite show 'the worst thing since a broken chair.'