I'll put it in my memoirs.
A swear that I’ll make you the reason I need more than one drink at happy hour.
I'll put it in my memoirs., said after someone told a story about their neighbor's bird.
I'll put it in my memoirs., said in a DM after a friend described their day at the mall.
I'll put it in my memoirs., said when a coworker explained their lunch break.
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