I'll put a cork in your butt hole
This is a fancy way of telling someone they are a butt-stinkin’ disaster who should be hit with a whoopee cushion.
My teacher farted in class. I said, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' She gave me detention.
My friend’s dog farted in the park. I told him, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' He laughed.
At the mall, my brother farted in the food court. I said, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' He tried to run away.
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