I'll put a cork in your butt hole

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This is a way to tell someone they’re a smelly, annoying mess who should be locked in a closet with a whoopee cushion.

My cousin was farting during church. I said, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' He cried.

At lunch, my friend ate beans and said, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' I laughed so hard I spilled my juice.

My brother farted during my piano recital. I told him, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' He ran out.

This is a fancy way of telling someone they are a butt-stinkin’ disaster who should be hit with a whoopee cushion.

My teacher farted in class. I said, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' She gave me detention.

My friend’s dog farted in the park. I told him, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' He laughed.

At the mall, my brother farted in the food court. I said, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' He tried to run away.

This is when you’re so mad at someone’s butt smell that you want to plug it with a cork and maybe kick them.

My mom farted during dinner. I said, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' She yelled at me.

My friend farted in my ear. I told him, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' He ran out of the room.

At my cousin’s birthday party, my uncle farted. I said, 'I'll put a cork in your butt hole.' He got mad.