I'll pull my balls out right now
This phrase is yelled when someone insults you so bad you feel like you need to prove you have balls. It’s like a curse and a promise all in one.
My math teacher called me a brainless donkey. I pulled my balls out right then and there.
My friend said I was worse than a bad pizza. I said I’d pull my balls out and eat them.
My brother said I had no talent. I said I’d pull my balls out and let him try.