I'll pull my balls out right now

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This phrase is yelled when someone insults you so bad you feel like you need to prove you have balls. It’s like a curse and a promise all in one.

My math teacher called me a brainless donkey. I pulled my balls out right then and there.

My friend said I was worse than a bad pizza. I said I’d pull my balls out and eat them.

My brother said I had no talent. I said I’d pull my balls out and let him try.

You say this when someone makes you feel like a total failure. It’s the loudest way to say you're not backing down.

My crush said I was ugly. I pulled my balls out right then and there.

My mom said I was worse than her ex. I said I’d pull my balls out and let her ex try.

My dad said I’d fail the test. I said I’d pull my balls out and make him eat them.

This is the go-to line when someone insults you so hard you feel like you need to show off your balls just to win.

My brother said I was the worst player on the team. I said I’d pull my balls out and let him play.

My teacher said I was the dumbest student in the class. I pulled my balls out right then and there.

My friend said I was worse than a bad movie. I said I’d pull my balls out and let him be the hero.