I'll pull my balls out right now - This is the go-to line when someone insults you so hard you

This is the go-to line when someone insults you so hard you feel like you need to show off your balls just to win.

My brother said I was the worst player on the team. I said I’d pull my balls out and let him play.

My teacher said I was the dumbest student in the class. I pulled my balls out right then and there.

My friend said I was worse than a bad movie. I said I’d pull my balls out and let him be the hero.