I'll order a pizza and pay for it - You try to convince a girl you don't like that you're cool.

You try to convince a girl you don't like that you're cool. You promise to pay for pizza, even though you're broke.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. You're my only hope of being cool.

I'm getting pizza, and I'm paying for it. You're the only one who'll talk to me.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. Don't make me eat it alone.