I'll order a pizza and pay for it

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You tell a girl you don't like that you're too dumb to realize she hates you. You promise pizza to make it better.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it, just don't ignore me again.

You said you wanted to hang out. So I'm getting pizza. You're welcome.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. Maybe you'll stop being a snob.

You try to convince a girl you don't like that you're cool. You promise to pay for pizza, even though you're broke.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. You're my only hope of being cool.

I'm getting pizza, and I'm paying for it. You're the only one who'll talk to me.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. Don't make me eat it alone.

You tell a girl you don't like that you're too stupid to see she's annoyed. You offer pizza like it's a magic spell.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. Maybe you'll stop being a pain.

I'm getting pizza, and I'm paying for it. You're the only one who'll eat with me.

I'll order a pizza and pay for it. You're the only one who'll talk to me.