I'll go to the foot of our stairs
A shout that sounds like you're about to die. Used when something really bad happens, like in Yorkshire.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he shouted after his kid told him he was moving out.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she yelled when she found out her dog had escaped.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he said when he saw his kid's report card.