I'll go to the foot of our stairs

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A loud shout showing you're completely stunned and probably a little bit angry. Used mostly in Yorkshire when something shocking happens.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he yelled after seeing his kid fail the math test again.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she screamed when her dog ate her favorite shoe.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he shouted when he found out his pizza was cold.
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A shout so strong it could wake the dead. Used when something truly terrible happens, especially in Yorkshire.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she yelled after her cat knocked over her cereal box.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he said when he saw the bill for the broken window.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she screamed when her kid came home with a tattoo.
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A shout that sounds like you're about to die. Used when something really bad happens, like in Yorkshire.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he shouted after his kid told him he was moving out.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she yelled when she found out her dog had escaped.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he said when he saw his kid's report card.
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A wild yell that shows you're completely lost in confusion and maybe a little bit mad. Used in Yorkshire when something ridiculous happens.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she shouted when she saw her kid wearing socks with sandals.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he yelled when his kid told him he was getting a pet llama.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she screamed when she saw her dog wearing a hat.
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A loud and sudden shout that happens when you're so surprised you think you might lose your mind. Used in Yorkshire when something crazy happens.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he screamed when he saw his kid's hair was green.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' she yelled when she found out her dog was a twin.
'I'll go to the foot of our stairs!' he shouted when he saw his kid wearing a cape.
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