i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich - When your mom gives you a flat bread sandwich after you had

When your mom gives you a flat bread sandwich after you had a sunburn on your privates and left a mess of sperm and skin all over her house.

My mom gave me a flat bread sandwich because I left my sperm on the couch and my privates were sunburned.

I got a flat bread sandwich after I walked around in the sun with no clothes and left my skin on the floor.

My mom said I was getting a flat bread sandwich because my privates looked like a cooked chicken and my sperm was everywhere.