i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

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Getting a tongue-lashing from your mom after you end up with a sunburned willy and leave her with your gross sperm and dead skin.

My mom just gave me a flat bread sandwich after I walked into the sun with no pants on.

I got a flat bread sandwich because I left my jizz on her kitchen floor and my skin looked like a burnt taco.

My mom said I was getting a flat bread sandwich because I looked like a roasted weenie and I didn't clean up my mess.

When your mom gives you a flat bread sandwich because you had a sunburn on your noodle and forgot to wipe up your goop.

I got a flat bread sandwich because I forgot to clean up my goop and my noodle was red like a tomato.

My mom said I was getting a flat bread sandwich because I looked like a hot dog and I left my jizz on the counter.

After my sunburned noodle and my goop on the table, my mom gave me a flat bread sandwich.

When your mom gives you a flat bread sandwich after you had a sunburn on your privates and left a mess of sperm and skin all over her house.

My mom gave me a flat bread sandwich because I left my sperm on the couch and my privates were sunburned.

I got a flat bread sandwich after I walked around in the sun with no clothes and left my skin on the floor.

My mom said I was getting a flat bread sandwich because my privates looked like a cooked chicken and my sperm was everywhere.