i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich
When your mom gives you a flat bread sandwich because you had a sunburn on your noodle and forgot to wipe up your goop.
I got a flat bread sandwich because I forgot to clean up my goop and my noodle was red like a tomato.
My mom said I was getting a flat bread sandwich because I looked like a hot dog and I left my jizz on the counter.
After my sunburned noodle and my goop on the table, my mom gave me a flat bread sandwich.