I'll get up with you - I'll rise with you, but only after I throw a shoe at your he

I'll rise with you, but only after I throw a shoe at your head.

I'll get up with you, but I'll be the one who trips over the dog.

I'll get up with you, but I'll be the one who yells at the alarm clock.

I'll get up with you, but I'll be the one who still smells like last night's regret.