i'll fax you a muff shot - I'll send you a message, but it'll probably be covered in cr

I'll send you a message, but it'll probably be covered in crumbs and my bad choices.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I finally stop being a mess.

I'll fax you a muff shot after I eat my feelings and your patience.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I remember my name and my coffee.