i'll fax you a muff shot

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I'll come back to you later, probably with a message that smells like breakfast and regret.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I stop eating my feelings for breakfast.

I'll fax you a muff shot after I finish this third coffee and this fourth lie.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I remember my name again.

I'll send you a message, but it might be covered in crumbs and bad decisions.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I finally stop eating my problems.

I'll fax you a muff shot after I finish this muffin and this life.

I'll fax you a muff shot when my coffee is cold and my soul is warmer.

I'll let you know, but it might be through a muffin and a middle finger.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I'm done being annoyed at your texts.

I'll fax you a muff shot after I eat my feelings and your patience.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I decide to stop being a mess.

I'll get back to you, but it'll be through a muffin and a message that smells like my life.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I stop being a breakfast disaster.

I'll fax you a muff shot after I finish this muffin and this chaos.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I finally remember why I started this.

I'll come back to you later, probably with a message that tastes like regret and frosting.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I stop eating my mistakes.

I'll fax you a muff shot after I finish this muffin and this mess.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I remember my name and my dignity.

I'll send you a message, but it'll probably be covered in crumbs and my bad choices.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I finally stop being a mess.

I'll fax you a muff shot after I eat my feelings and your patience.

I'll fax you a muff shot when I remember my name and my coffee.