i'll do anything
When a blumkin says she'll do anything, it's really her saying she'll take all the trash and you're the gross perve who'll suck her face in the bathroom. She's getting the real deal while you're getting a face full of slimy cum and regret.
'I'll do anything for you!' she said, then I saw her cleaning up my mess in the hallway.
'You'll do anything for me?' I asked. She said, 'You're the one who'll do anything for me.'
I said I'll do anything. She said, 'You'll do anything, including eating my hair out of the toilet.'