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When a blumkin says she'll do anything, it's really her saying she'll take all the trash and you're the gross perve who'll suck her face in the bathroom. She's getting the real deal while you're getting a face full of slimy cum and regret.
'I'll do anything for you!' she said, then I saw her cleaning up my mess in the hallway.
'You'll do anything for me?' I asked. She said, 'You're the one who'll do anything for me.'
I said I'll do anything. She said, 'You'll do anything, including eating my hair out of the toilet.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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She’s probably hot enough to make your ex jealous, but she might also be the one who told your ex you had a ‘weird face’.
She said, 'I'll do anything for you.' I thought she was hot. Turns out she just had a weird face.
She’s hot, but she also told my ex, 'You have a weird face.'
She said she'd do anything. Then I realized she had a weird face and was probably hot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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What the Asian girl on MTV said when she wanted to marry an American citizen, even if it meant pretending to like you and your stupid band.
'I'll do anything,' she said. Then I realized she was trying to get a visa.
She said she'd do anything for love. Turns out she just wanted a green card.
On MTV, she said, 'I'll do anything for you.' I said, 'You'll do anything for a visa.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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