i'll do anything
What the Asian girl on MTV said when she wanted to marry an American citizen, even if it meant pretending to like you and your stupid band.
'I'll do anything,' she said. Then I realized she was trying to get a visa.
She said she'd do anything for love. Turns out she just wanted a green card.
On MTV, she said, 'I'll do anything for you.' I said, 'You'll do anything for a visa.'