i'll call you next week! - They’re saying that like it’s a promise, but it’s not. It’s

They’re saying that like it’s a promise, but it’s not. It’s a curse.

'I'll call you next week!' he said. It was the worst thing I ever heard.

'Next week' is just a fancy way of saying 'I don’t want to talk to you anymore.'

She said 'I'll call you next week!' and I haven’t heard from her since the dinosaurs.