i'll call you next week!

'I'll call you next week!' said the guy who forgot my birthday last year.

'Next week' is a myth. They live in a different time zone called 'Neverland'.

'I'll call you next week!' he said. He never called me. Ever.

'I'll call you next week!' he said. It was the worst thing I ever heard.

'Next week' is just a fancy way of saying 'I don’t want to talk to you anymore.'

She said 'I'll call you next week!' and I haven’t heard from her since the dinosaurs.

'I'll call you next week!' he said. He called me next year.

'Next week' is just a word they use to avoid talking to you.

She said 'I'll call you next week!' and I had to text her 10 times to get a reply.