i'll beat the shit out of you - A promise that you’ll get the worst beating of your life, an

A promise that you’ll get the worst beating of your life, and it’s coming from someone who’s probably still mad about last week.

My mom said this to me after I spilled coffee on her new dress.

My brother said this to me when I won the video game battle for the 10th time.

My friend said this to me when I told him his haircut looked like a raccoon’s butt.