I'll be there in 5 minutes - A magical phrase that makes everyone believe you’re going to

A magical phrase that makes everyone believe you’re going to show up in 5 minutes, even though you’re actually hiding in a closet eating cereal.

I'll be there in 5 minutes. Just don’t come looking for me.

I'll be there in 5 minutes... if I don’t get distracted by my cereal.

I'll be there in 5 minutes. I swear, I’m not hiding in the closet.