I'll be there in 5 minutes

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You swear on your mom’s dead body that you’ll be there in 5 minutes, but you’re actually going to take 5 hours because you’re too busy eating a whole pizza and watching cat videos.

I'll be there in 5 minutes... just let me finish this slice.

Don't even think about starting without me. I'll be there in 5 minutes.

I'll be there in 5 minutes... I promise. I swear on my firstborn.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A scientific impossibility that defies time, space, and your mom’s patience. You say it like you’re Einstein, but you’re just late.

I'll be there in 5 minutes... Einstein would be proud.

I'll be there in 5 minutes. Or 5 years. Who knows?

I'll be there in 5 minutes. Just don’t expect me to be on time.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A magical phrase that makes everyone believe you’re going to show up in 5 minutes, even though you’re actually hiding in a closet eating cereal.

I'll be there in 5 minutes. Just don’t come looking for me.

I'll be there in 5 minutes... if I don’t get distracted by my cereal.

I'll be there in 5 minutes. I swear, I’m not hiding in the closet.

by Slangipedia 11d ago