I'll be speaking to my lawyer! - When you're too scared to fight back and instead run to your

When you're too scared to fight back and instead run to your mom like a little baby.

He took my lunch money. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomwillkillhim

I failed my math test. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomwillkillme

He said I was annoying. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomwillkillbothofus