I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

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The fancy way of saying I'm gonna call my mom and she's gonna embarrass me in front of everyone.

My teacher just gave me a detention. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #momiscoming

He said I was being rude. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #momknowsbest

I just got caught eating pizza during class. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #momistheboss

When you're too scared to fight back and instead run to your mom like a little baby.

He took my lunch money. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomwillkillhim

I failed my math test. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomwillkillme

He said I was annoying. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomwillkillbothofus

The excuse you use when you're about to get in trouble and you're too lazy to do anything about it.

I'm gonna get grounded. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomisaboss

He said I was being loud. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomisaghost

I just broke my mom's favorite mug. I'll be speaking to my lawyer! #mymomisabossandalien