I'honesty
I'honesty is a girl who will rip your soul out with her jokes and then hand it back to you like it’s a broken toy. She doesn’t care about you, but she’ll still share her last cookie because she’s a weirdo.
She made me laugh so hard I peed myself. Then she ate my last cookie.
She told me I was ‘a disaster’ and then cried when I left.
She got me a cake and then ate the whole thing.