I'honesty

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I'honesty is a girl who’s so annoying and weird that she can make your blood boil, but she also laughs so hard you can’t help but join in. She hides her heart like a dirty secret, but she’ll give you her last snack like it’s a royal gift.
She stole my fries and then laughed when I got mad. Then she gave me her last fry.
She said I was ‘a mess’ and then cried when I left.
She got me a pizza and then ate the whole thing herself.
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I'honesty is a girl who will rip your soul out with her jokes and then hand it back to you like it’s a broken toy. She doesn’t care about you, but she’ll still share her last cookie because she’s a weirdo.
She made me laugh so hard I peed myself. Then she ate my last cookie.
She told me I was ‘a disaster’ and then cried when I left.
She got me a cake and then ate the whole thing.
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I'honesty is a girl who will make you lose your mind with her weirdness, but she’ll still give you her last piece of candy like it’s a sacred promise. She doesn’t show love, but she’ll still feed you like a dog.
She made me laugh until I cried. Then she ate my last candy.
She said I was ‘a joke’ and then cried when I left.
She got me a bag of chips and then ate the whole thing.
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