I'd've Rather'd've
A hillbilly's way of saying 'I would have preferred to have had something else, but I didn't, and it's your fault.' But with more swearing and less brains.
I'd've rather'd've had a house than that falling-down shack.
I'd've rather'd've had a job than that falling-down shack's falling-down owner.
I'd've rather'd've had a brain than that falling-down shack's falling-down owner's falling-down brain.