I'd've Rather'd've

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A redneck's way of saying 'I would have rather had have ___' but with more swear words and less sense.

I'd've rather'd've had a beer instead of that lukewarm coffee.

I'd've rather'd've been stuck in traffic than listening to my uncle's entire life story.

I'd've rather'd've been shot than eaten that pizza.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A mountain man's bad grammar scream about how they wish they had something else instead of what they got.

I'd've rather'd've been hunting than watching my cousin's toddler tantrum.

I'd've rather'd've been buried than married to my aunt.

I'd've rather'd've had a donut than that boring job.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A backwoods curse that says 'I would have preferred to have had something else, but I didn't, and it's your fault.'

I'd've rather'd've had a wife than that loud neighbor.

I'd've rather'd've had a dog than that loud neighbor's loud dog.

I'd've rather'd've had a drink than that loud neighbor's loud dog's loud bark.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A country idiot's way of saying 'I would have preferred to have had something else, but I didn't, and it's your fault.'

I'd've rather'd've had a truck than that broken-down piece of junk.

I'd've rather'd've had a date than that broken-down piece of junk's broken-down owner.

I'd've rather'd've had a life than that broken-down piece of junk's broken-down owner's broken-down life.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A hillbilly's way of saying 'I would have preferred to have had something else, but I didn't, and it's your fault.' But with more swearing and less brains.

I'd've rather'd've had a house than that falling-down shack.

I'd've rather'd've had a job than that falling-down shack's falling-down owner.

I'd've rather'd've had a brain than that falling-down shack's falling-down owner's falling-down brain.

by Slangipedia 11d ago