I'd suck a fart out of that - A gross way of saying a woman’s butt is so big it could be a

A gross way of saying a woman’s butt is so big it could be a new kind of food.

My brother said it to my mom when she wore her favorite pants.

A guy in the bus said it to a girl wearing tight jeans.

My friend texted me: 'I’d suck a fart out of that if it was a taco.'