I'd suck a fart out of that

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A backhanded compliment saying a woman’s butt is so big it could make a dead man come back just to take a sniff.

My aunt said that to my cousin after she walked into a room wearing a skirt.

He texted her: 'I’d suck a fart out of that if it had a heartbeat.'

At the gym, a guy yelled it at a woman lifting weights like she was trying to break the world record.

A gross way of saying a woman’s butt is so big it could be a new kind of food.

My brother said it to my mom when she wore her favorite pants.

A guy in the bus said it to a girl wearing tight jeans.

My friend texted me: 'I’d suck a fart out of that if it was a taco.'

A compliment so bad it makes your brain hurt and your nose smell like old shoes.

My neighbor said it to my sister after she came home from a party.

A guy in the class said it to my friend during lunch.

My cousin said it to my aunt after she wore her biggest skirt.