I'd skype that
Like saying you'd tap that, but it's extra dramatic because you'll never see them again and you're crying in the corner like a baby who just got kicked out of the toy store.
I'd skype that. You're going back to the country where the only thing they do is yell at each other and eat bread for breakfast.
I'd skype that. I'm gonna cry in the corner like I just lost my favorite sock.
I'd skype that. You're leaving me for a place that doesn't even know the meaning of tap.