I'd skype that

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Like saying you'd tap that, but it's extra sad because you'll never see them again and they're leaving to go back to a place that probably smells like old socks and bad decisions.
I'd skype that. See you never, Karen. Back to your sock-filled prison.
I'd skype that. You're going back to the land of no Wi-Fi and bad coffee.
I'd skype that. Farewell, my love. You're going back to the country where the only thing hotter than the sun is their aunt's spaghetti.
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When you're so into someone that you'd tap them, but they're leaving for another country and you're mad because you'll never tap them again and you're gonna miss them like a junkie misses their drug.
I'd skype that. You're going back to the country where the coffee is weak and the people don't know what a tap is.
I'd skype that. I'll miss you more than I miss my mom on Sunday.
I'd skype that. You're leaving me for a place that doesn't even have good tap water.
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Like saying you'd tap that, but it's extra dramatic because you'll never see them again and you're crying in the corner like a baby who just got kicked out of the toy store.
I'd skype that. You're going back to the country where the only thing they do is yell at each other and eat bread for breakfast.
I'd skype that. I'm gonna cry in the corner like I just lost my favorite sock.
I'd skype that. You're leaving me for a place that doesn't even know the meaning of tap.
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