I'd rather snuggle with Shrek - You're so lazy and gross that you'd pick a smelly ogre over

You're so lazy and gross that you'd pick a smelly ogre over any task someone throws at you.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than do my math homework.

You want me to go to the store? I’d rather snuggle with Shrek.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than clean my room.