I'd rather snuggle with Shrek

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When someone offers you something that smells like old socks and tastes like regret, you’d rather roll around in a swamp with a smelly ogre.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than eat that pizza you made.

Why would I go to the mall when I can just live with Shrek?

You think I want to dance with that guy? I’d rather snuggle with Shrek.

You’re so grossed out by what someone is suggesting you do that you’d take a nap with a green ogre instead.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than ride a unicorn to space.

You want me to do what? No way. I’d rather snuggle with Shrek.

That’s the worst idea ever. I’d rather snuggle with Shrek.

You're so lazy and gross that you'd pick a smelly ogre over any task someone throws at you.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than do my math homework.

You want me to go to the store? I’d rather snuggle with Shrek.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than clean my room.

You’re so tired of all the nonsense that you’d take a nap with a green ogre instead of dealing with whatever mess someone made.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than watch that stupid movie.

You want me to do what? I’d rather snuggle with Shrek.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than sit through that boring class.

You’re so annoyed by someone’s stupid idea that you’d rather be stuck in a swamp with a smelly ogre.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than take that stupid test.

Why would I go to that party? I’d rather snuggle with Shrek.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than listen to that stupid song.

When someone suggests something so bad it makes your brain hurt, you'd pick a smelly ogre over that mess.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than eat that cereal.

You want me to do that? I’d rather snuggle with Shrek.

I’d rather snuggle with Shrek than watch that boring show.