I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A very strong way of saying you’d rather lose your nuts with a string from a kite than face whatever’s coming next.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than go to that meeting.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than see that movie.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than listen to that speech.