I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

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A way of saying you’d rather chop your own nuts off with a string from a kite. It’s that bad.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than eat that mystery meat.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than watch him sing again.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than take that job offer.
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A swear-filled way of saying you’d rather rip your own testicles off with a piece of string.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than go to that party.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than listen to her rant.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than try that new pizza.
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A wild and crazy way of saying you’d rather cut your own nuts off with a string from a flying kite.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than take that class.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than work with him again.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than eat that sandwich.
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A ridiculous way of saying you’d rather lose your nuts with a string from a kite than do whatever you're being asked to do.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than take that test.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than answer that question.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than go on that trip.
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A very strong way of saying you’d rather lose your nuts with a string from a kite than face whatever’s coming next.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than go to that meeting.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than see that movie.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than listen to that speech.
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A crazy way of saying you’d rather cut your own nuts off with a kite string than deal with whatever is happening right now.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than clean that room.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than do that homework.
I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than take that quiz.
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