I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A swear-filled way of saying you’d rather rip your own testicles off with a piece of string.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than go to that party.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than listen to her rant.

I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. Than try that new pizza.