I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney - A way of saying you’d rather be eaten by a bear than be stuc

A way of saying you’d rather be eaten by a bear than be stuck with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack and also shoots people.

I said it when my mom made me do my homework.

My brother yelled it at the bus driver.

My cat said it when I tried to take his spot on the couch again.