I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

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A loud way of saying you’d rather be anywhere else, even if it means getting shot in the head by a guy who thinks breakfast is a snack.

My mom said I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than clean my room.

He yelled it at the teacher when she said we had math homework.

My dog barked that line when I tried to feed him ketchup.

A way of saying you’d rather be chased by a bear than sit through a boring meeting with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack.

I said it when my dad made me eat cereal for dinner.

My brother said it when he had to go to a boring school meeting.

My cat said it when I tried to take his spot on the couch.

A loud, swear-filled way of saying you’d rather be hunted by a bear than be stuck with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack.

I said it when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

My friend yelled it when he had to eat his lunch in the hallway.

My dog said it when I tried to feed him soup.

A way of saying you’d rather be eaten by a bear than be stuck with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack and also shoots people.

I said it when my mom made me do my homework.

My brother yelled it at the bus driver.

My cat said it when I tried to take his spot on the couch again.

A loud, swear-filled, bear-chased way of saying you’d rather be stuck with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack than have to do anything else.

I said it when I got grounded.

My friend said it when he had to eat his lunch in the hallway again.

My dog said it when I tried to feed him ketchup for breakfast.

A swear-filled way of saying you’d rather be chased by a bear than be stuck with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack and also shoots people.

I said it when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

My brother yelled it at the bus driver.

My cat said it when I tried to take his spot on the couch.