I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney - A loud, swear-filled, bear-chased way of saying you’d rather

A loud, swear-filled, bear-chased way of saying you’d rather be stuck with a guy who eats breakfast like it’s a snack than have to do anything else.

I said it when I got grounded.

My friend said it when he had to eat his lunch in the hallway again.

My dog said it when I tried to feed him ketchup for breakfast.