I'd put creme Fraiche on that - When you see someone so attractive you instantly imagine the

When you see someone so attractive you instantly imagine them covered in creme fraiche and you’re not sorry

I walked into the mall and saw my ex. I'd put creme fraiche on that and let it sit there for a week.

My friend’s new tattoo is so cool I'd put creme fraiche on that if it wasn’t already on his arm.

My dog’s butt is so smelly I'd put creme fraiche on that if it didn’t make me gag.