I'd put creme Fraiche on that

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When a person from the opposite sex catches your eye so hard you want to slap them and then smear creme fraiche on their face for good measure

I saw that guy in the coffee shop and I'd put creme fraiche on his face if he didn't stop staring at me.

My neighbor's dog is cute, but I'd put creme fraiche on that if it didn't keep barking at me.

My math teacher is hot, and I'd put creme fraiche on that if she didn't keep giving me detention.

When someone looks so good you think about eating them with a spoon and creme fraiche

That barista has a face that could make a saint sin. I'd put creme fraiche on that.

My cousin's new haircut is so good I'd put creme fraiche on that if I had any left.

My mom's lasagna is so good I'd put creme fraiche on that if it wasn't already covered in cheese.

When you see someone so attractive you instantly imagine them covered in creme fraiche and you’re not sorry

I walked into the mall and saw my ex. I'd put creme fraiche on that and let it sit there for a week.

My friend’s new tattoo is so cool I'd put creme fraiche on that if it wasn’t already on his arm.

My dog’s butt is so smelly I'd put creme fraiche on that if it didn’t make me gag.