I'd put a wig on her - To say you'd give a woman a headpiece and then try to steal

To say you'd give a woman a headpiece and then try to steal her pants.

I’d put a wig on her and then try to take her pants like a thief.

She’s so attractive, I’d put a wig on her and steal her pants mid-sentence.

I'd put a wig on her and then sneak off with her pants.