I'd put a wig on her

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To say you'd rather have sex with a woman than your own mom.
I'd put a wig on her before I let her near my mom's hair.
She's so hot, I'd put a wig on her and forget my own name.
If I had a wig, I'd put it on her and leave my mom in the dust.
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To claim you'd take a woman's head in your hands and rub her face like a dog.
I'd put a wig on her and rub her face until she begged for mercy.
She’s so fine, I’d put a wig on her and make her beg.
I’d put a wig on her and show her what a real man does.
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To say you'd give a woman a headpiece and then try to steal her pants.
I’d put a wig on her and then try to take her pants like a thief.
She’s so attractive, I’d put a wig on her and steal her pants mid-sentence.
I'd put a wig on her and then sneak off with her pants.
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